If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Randomize
