I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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