I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
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You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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