I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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