Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my shit smells like andre
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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