I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Let's get the cat blown out
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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