she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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