He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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