I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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