Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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