i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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