I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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