And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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