then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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