Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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