I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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