We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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