Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
It's just like the Real World with babies
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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