i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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