Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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