Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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