I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
