They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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