so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.