"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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