I think I died a long time ago.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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