Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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