tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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