I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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