worst night to have a conscience
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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