Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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