Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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