walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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