I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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