yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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