Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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