wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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