You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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