gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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