I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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