Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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