Where is the hickey?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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