The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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