quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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