and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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