Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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