I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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