i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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