I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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