Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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