My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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