Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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