This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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