You work out of a Hotel?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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