We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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