i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't think brook has ever known best
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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