i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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