So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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