I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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